It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)

Madlyn Rhue: Schwartz

Quotes 

• Capt. T.G. Culpeper : You know what I believe I'd like? A chocolate fudge sundae with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

  [Everybody stares] 

  Capt. T.G. Culpeper : Nothing will happen here for five minutes.

  Schwartz : Mrs. Culpeper on the phone.

  Capt. T.G. Culpeper : No calls. No calls. No more calls.

  Lt. Matthews : Something's wrong.

  Police Sergeant : Why? Does something gotta be wrong? He feels like a chocolate fudge sundae. So what? He has a chocolate fudge sundae.