It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)

Selma Diamond: Ginger Culpeper

Quotes 

• Capt. T.G. Culpeper : [answering the phone]  Hello, Ginger? What's the matter now?

  Ginger Culpeper : It's Billie Sue. Her new boyfriend, Oscar, was supposed to come down here from Pomona just to meet us. So now, she called him and told him we were goin' away.

  Capt. T.G. Culpeper : Well, what's the matter?

  Ginger Culpeper : You keep forgetting if a girl is six-feet-five inches tall, she's bound to have special problems. They had some argument and then, they started screaming at each other. And now, the whole engagement's off, and she says she's leaving.

  Capt. T.G. Culpeper : Leaving what? Leaving home? Let me talk to her. Get her to the phone.

  Ginger Culpeper : I'll try. Just a minute.

  Ginger Culpeper : [to Billie Sue]  Talk to your father.

  Billie Sue Culpeper : I won't. I don't wanna talk to him ever!

  Ginger Culpeper : Don't be ridiculous. Whatever else he is, he is your father.

• Capt. T.G. Culpeper : [into a phone]  Ginger, I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock. When I tell you what happened...

  Ginger Culpeper : [voice from the other end of the phone]  So, tell me, tell me. I've got this biscuit dough...

  Capt. T.G. Culpeper : The Smiler Grogan case is solved!

  Ginger Culpeper : The *what*? Now, what the hell is the Smiler Grogan case?

  Capt. T.G. Culpeper : The tuna factory robbery! The case I've been talking about for the last fifteen years!