General Hospital (1963– )

Robin Mattson: Heather Webber

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• Tracy Quartermaine : Let me make this perfectly clear - I find you hideous on every conceivable leave. I have wanted you gone from the very first moment you slithered into my mother's rose garden. Why would I help you?

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Because we want the same thing Tracy - Money.

  Tracy Quartermaine : You don't have any. And your husband is working for small change.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : But I have other plans for Edward and his estate. If you help me, I'll give you half his fortune.

• Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : I empathize with your pain, your loss. It was a magical wedding day you had with Laura.

  Luke Spencer : You weren't there.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : I read about it in the papers. It mean, it was the event of the year. A perfect day, a beautiful ceremony. Laura, she looked like an angel. I couldn't help being a little jealous.

  Luke Spencer : Why would you be jealous of Laura?

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Oh, what girl doesn't dream of marrying her one true love in an autumn garden.

  Luke Spencer : Well, dreams turn to nightmares everyday, Heather. Every day.

• Skye Quartermaine Jacks : This Casino looks like a bingo hall.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Where's your Holiday spirit?

  Luke Spencer : As I recall, Blaze, last year you decorated, over my objections.

  Skye Quartermaine Jacks : I was throwing a Christmas party for the construction staff.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Well, our paying guest certainly deserve the same attention. I want them to have fun here. But you're always so downbeat and miserable. You clearly don't know how to inspire any kind of revelry.

  Luke Spencer : Where as Heather knows how to heat up any occasion.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Glad you remember.

• Luke Spencer : There, See? If we keep working together. All our dreams will come true.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : All my dreams are very specific, Luke. You better rest up.

• Luke Spencer : The important thing here is that we all get what we want.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Well, in that case, Skye, just stay out of the way, Luke and I will greet the guest as they arrive.

  Edward Quartermaine #3 : The next person you will be greeting is my attorney.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Oh, sweetheart, it's so good to see you.

  Edward Quartermaine #3 : Don't sweetheart me, you tarantula. You're finished spending my money.

• Tracy Quartermaine : The game is over, my father knows everything.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : I don't know what you've been told, but I wasn't responsible for having you committed.

  Tracy Quartermaine : You did everything but drive the van.

• Heather Grant Webber : So, where are you and Skye hiding out?

  Luke Spencer : I haven't seen Skye.

  Heather Grant Webber : Come on, Luke. Everybody knows you and Skye are having a thing.

  Luke Spencer : Heather, Port Chuckles is a hotbed of sanctimonious busybodies who can't keep their nose in their own business. You know that.

  Heather Grant Webber : But you two worked at the Haunted Star together, you were partners. You must have spent a lot of time together.

  Luke Spencer : Yeah, Well, I've also got a partner named Faith Rosco, or I used to. Does that mean I'm getting it on with her?

• Heather Grant Webber : I don't know who Luke thinks he's fooling. I mean, he's obviously hiding that redhead witch. But something has to be done. I think Skye's really becoming a terrible threat. I think we have to eliminate her once and for all.

• Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : I assume you all received my fax.

  Edward Quartermaine #3 : What fax?

  Dr. Monica Quartermaine : Oh, Heather was thoughtful enough to fax us a copy of your marriage certificate.

  Edward Quartermaine #3 : Really?

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : I thought I'd give everybody a head start on getting used to the idea and I was hoping when we got home that your family would be able to share in out happiness. Oh, it just occurred to me - you're all my family, too, now.

  Dr. Monica Quartermaine : Ugh.

  Dr. Alan Quartermaine : Just because you dragged my Father to the altar, don't think I'm going to start calling you Mother.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Heather will be fine.

  Tracy Quartermaine : I have a better idea. How about Thieving, Gold-Digging, Tramp?

• Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : My bags are still in the car. Bring them upstairs.

  Alice : I don't take orders from you.

  Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : You do now.

• Heather Grant Webber : Not thinking of being a hero, are you?

  Edward Quartermaine #3 : I'm thinking we're being terrorized in our own home.

  Heather Grant Webber : No one likes to feel helpless.

  Edward Quartermaine #3 : Certainly not a Quartermaine.

  Heather Grant Webber : I feel a lot safer knowing I have you here to protect me. There's no one I'd rather have at my side.