General Hospital (1963– )
Jed Allan: Edward Quartermaine
Quotes
-
Justice Ward : I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of. I'm not a good man.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : Only a good man can say that.
-
Luke Spencer : The important thing here is that we all get what we want.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Well, in that case, Skye, just stay out of the way, Luke and I will greet the guest as they arrive.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : The next person you will be greeting is my attorney.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Oh, sweetheart, it's so good to see you.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : Don't sweetheart me, you tarantula. You're finished spending my money.
-
Luke Spencer : Edward, if I were you, I'd rethink that divorce thing.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : Why, Luke, so you can reopen the club with the money Heather stole from me?
Luke Spencer : No, sir, because if you divorce that woman, you're going to be dead before the ink is dry.
-
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : I assume you all received my fax.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : What fax?
Dr. Monica Quartermaine : Oh, Heather was thoughtful enough to fax us a copy of your marriage certificate.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : Really?
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : I thought I'd give everybody a head start on getting used to the idea and I was hoping when we got home that your family would be able to share in out happiness. Oh, it just occurred to me - you're all my family, too, now.
Dr. Monica Quartermaine : Ugh.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine : Just because you dragged my Father to the altar, don't think I'm going to start calling you Mother.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine : Heather will be fine.
Tracy Quartermaine : I have a better idea. How about Thieving, Gold-Digging, Tramp?
-
Diego : You've got this attitude. You want people to think you're a bad girl, and it's all an act.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : That's enough out of you, ok!
Brooke-Lynn Ashton : No, no, no. I want to hear this one.
Diego : You got parents, money, and a home. And you're convinced that you have such a hard life.
Brooke-Lynn Ashton : You know nothing about my life.
Diego : Oh, right, poor, misunderstood Pop Star. That's so weak.
Brooke-Lynn Ashton : You know what, you could have all the money and all the family in this world, and you would still be a jerk!
-
Tracy Quartermaine : I've been waiting for you.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : That's what vultures do.
-
Dr. Monica Quartermaine : I have to admit what I heard today made me change my mind about Skye's guilt.
Tracy Quartermaine : Oh - how mealy-mouthed are you?
Dr. Monica Quartermaine : What...
Ned Ashton : What's wrong, mother? All your attempts at making Skye look like a sociopathic killer blowing up in your face? It's the least you deserve.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : I warned you about turning against Skye on the stand, now, didn't I?
Tracy Quartermaine : How can you be so protective of an outsider?
Dr. Alan Quartermaine : Skye's more part of this family then you'll ever be.
Dr. Monica Quartermaine : If your feelings are hurt, why don't you go someplace and recuperate - like another planet for a very long time.
-
Tracy Quartermaine : Maybe it's time you and I worked together.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : I didn't realize that hell had frozen over.
-
Heather Grant Webber : Not thinking of being a hero, are you?
Edward Quartermaine #3 : I'm thinking we're being terrorized in our own home.
Heather Grant Webber : No one likes to feel helpless.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : Certainly not a Quartermaine.
Heather Grant Webber : I feel a lot safer knowing I have you here to protect me. There's no one I'd rather have at my side.
-
Felicia Scorpio Jones : For Lila's sake, I did everything I could to keep an open mind to give you a fair chance to get that inheritance.
Tracy Quartermaine : You were against me form the start.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : Can you blame her? She's supposedly searching for the most virtuous Quartermaine. She knew in advance it wouldn't be you.
Felicia Scorpio Jones : Unfortunately, you've done nothing except prove that you were completely conniving and dishonest. As everyone says that you are.
Tracy Quartermaine : What have I done specifically?
Felicia Scorpio Jones : You spied on your father. You tried to blackmail him by taking photographs of him and Heather.
Tracy Quartermaine : We're Quartermaines blackmail is how we all relate.
Felicia Scorpio Jones : You're greedy, untrustworthy, dishonest. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Tracy Quartermaine : You did not try very hard.
Felicia Scorpio Jones : I bent over backwards so that I wouldn't be accused of bias.
Tracy Quartermaine : Of course you're biased. You've hated me ever since I tried to protect my son from your daughter.
Dr. Monica Quartermaine : Here we go.
Felicia Scorpio Jones : You were completely unfair to my daughter.
Tracy Quartermaine : Then maybe she should have taken the hint and stayed away, hmm?
Felicia Scorpio Jones : Your son loves my daughter.
Tracy Quartermaine : My son is teenager. He thinks with his hormones. I was just trying to get him to not make a terrible mistake.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine : Why couldn't she have had a meltdown like this before we were eliminated?
Tracy Quartermaine : You can't disqualify me for opposing a teen romance.
Felicia Scorpio Jones : "Opposing"? You put naked pictures of my daughter on the hospital computer! Did you think that I would forget about that?
Tracy Quartermaine : I'm going to call a lawyer as soon as the lights go back on. I'm going to have that will declared invalid, and while I'm at it, I'm going to sue you for fraud!
Felicia Scorpio Jones : Are you threatening me?
Tracy Quartermaine : No! I'm making you are promise, and I always keep my word.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine : Since when?
Dr. Monica Quartermaine : Since when?
-
Edward Quartermaine #3 : You ever pull another stunt like this, you'll wind up in a bed full of tarantulas.
Helena Cassadine : Well, I had nothing to do with this. No, the curse has a life of its own.
Edward Quartermaine #3 : The curse is nonsense, and you know it. And if you ever do anything like this, something like this again, I will...
Helena Cassadine : You have had a difficult evening. As we all have. But for future reference, it's never wise to threaten a Cassadine.