- Yosemite Sam: When I get my hands on that money, I'll buy the old ladies' home and kick the old ladies out.
- [laughs]
- Yosemite Sam: I'll have the orphanage torn down, and get rid of the police force.
- Yosemite Sam: [after the wedding] Well, that's that. Now for some good old luxury living.
- [sits in a living room chair]
- Yosemite Sam: Uh, just let me know when dinner's ready.
- The Wealthy Widow: All right, you! Haul your carcass out of that chair and get busy with the housework!
- Yosemite Sam: Housework? Are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind? Now turn on the TV set for me, my good woman!
- [the widow pulls Sam's chair back, and Sam flies out of it]
- The Wealthy Widow: [watching Sam play "horsey" with Wentworth] Oh, that's nice. Now you better take Wentworth to the playground for some fresh air.
- Yosemite Sam: What? Well, I'm not takin' no Wentworth to no playground!
- The Wealthy Widow: Yes you ARE!
- Yosemite Sam: No I'm NOT!
- The Wealthy Widow: YES YOU ARE!
- Yosemite Sam: NO I'M NOT!
- The Wealthy Widow: [yells so loud her voice pushes Sam across the room] YES YOU ARE!
- Wentworth: [to camera] My dad and mommy are fighting.