The Chapman Report (1962)

Ty Hardin: Ed Kraski

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• Ed Kraski : Stay loose, lady.

• Ed Kraski : Do you like a hard bed?

  Teresa Harnish : That's what finished the Romans, you know.

  Ed Kraski : Hard bed?

  Teresa Harnish : Soft beds and hot baths.

  Ed Kraski : Yeah, well, I take cold showers.

• Teresa Harnish : Ever since the first day I saw you at the beach, in your natural element, I observed the grace of your body and the freedom of your limbs, I've wanted to sketch you as a Greek Olympic hero. Have you ever seen that classical statue of the discus thrower?

  Ed Kraski : No.

  Teresa Harnish : Well, inspired by your body, I feel that I can surpass Myron the Greek. Assume the position.

• Teresa Harnish : You know, the discus throwers were in the nude, like all the Greek Olympians. And that is how I'd like you to pose.

  Ed Kraski : With nuthin' on?

  Teresa Harnish : In the classical tradition. Now, if you'll get disrobed, I'll be getting ready.

  Ed Kraski : Now, listen lady, you don't expect me to be getting rid of all of my clothes in front of a woman?

  Teresa Harnish : Why, you don't settle for false modesty; after all, this is for art!

• Teresa Harnish : In your profession, I suppose you must take care of your body.

  Ed Kraski : Like a baby. But, a man has to have one vice.

  [holds up a beer can] 

  Teresa Harnish : Is that your only vice?

  Ed Kraski : Aw, it depends on what you call a vice.

  Teresa Harnish : Oh, female companionship?

  Ed Kraski : Aw, no! Not while I'm in training.

• Teresa Harnish : I want - You to know, the first time I saw you, I fought the feeling inside of me. I knew that I was enamored of you. Foolishly, so. But, women in love are foolish. And now, I just want your love. Do you want to kiss me, Ed? Kiss me, Eddie! You might enjoy it!

  Ed Kraski : Well, beat my teeth! Jackie said!

  Teresa Harnish : He said what, Ed?

  Ed Kraski : Why, he had a hunch!

  Teresa Harnish : Yes?

  Ed Kraski : He said, "Boy, there's a lot of pepper in that Tomata!"

  Teresa Harnish : And do you like pepper, Ed?

  Ed Kraski : I do. Are you ready?

  Teresa Harnish : Oh, so ready!