West Side Story (1961)
Bert Michaels: Snowboy
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Quotes
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Lieutenant Schrank : [as they exit] Say goodbye to the nice boys, Krupke.
Officer Krupke : Goodbye, boys.
Snowboy : [mimicking Krupke] "Goodbye, boys."
Action : [mimicking Shranke] "You hoodlums don't own the streets."
Snowboy : "Go play in the park!"
Action : "Keep off of the grass."
Ice : "Get outta the house!"
Action : "Keep off the block!"
A-Rab : "Get outta here!"
Action : "Keep off of the world!" A gang that don't own the street is nothin'!
Riff : WE DO OWN IT!
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Anybodys, Tomboy : [spitefully] Bernardo's girl wants to help?
Action : Even a greaseball's got feelin's.
Anybodys, Tomboy : But she wants to help get Tony!
Anita : [panicking] No!
Action : Not much, Bernardo's tramp.
A-Rab : Bernardo's pig.
Anita : Don't...
Action : You lyin' spic!
Anita : Don't do that!
Snowboy : Gold tooth! Pierced ear!
Action : Garlic mouth!
[gang start physically harassing Anita]
Action : Cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha!
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Snowboy : Help! l'm drownin' in tamales!
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Lieutenant Schrank : [shouting to the others] BREAK IT UP, YOU PUNKS! Cut it out! Come on, let's break it up, l said! Come on! Break it up! COME ON!
Officer Krupke : Alright, knock it off. Get up. Come on. Settle down.
Lieutenant Schrank : How many times have l told you punks to cut this stuff out?
Riff : Why, if it ain't Lieutenant Schrank.
The Jets : Top o' the day, Lieutenant Schrank.
Bernardo : And Officer Krupke.
The Sharks : Top o' the day, Officer Krupke.
Officer Krupke : [points at the sharks] l'll give you the top o' the head.
Lieutenant Schrank : Hey, you, get down!
A-Rab : But we're havin' such fun.
Snowboy : We enjoy the playground.
Riff : Ah, see, it keeps us deprived children off of the foul city streets.
Officer Krupke : Shut up.
A-Rab : And born like we was on the hot pavements.
Officer Krupke : You wanna get your skull broke?
Lieutenant Schrank : Hey, Baby John, come here! COME HERE!
[comes up to Lieutenant Schrank, and looks at the sharks]
Lieutenant Schrank : All right! Now, which one of these Puerto Ricans bloodied you? Huh?
Baby John : [looks at Schrank] W-Well, sir, uh...
Lieutenant Schrank : [points at them] Which one?
Riff : Uh... Uh, excuse me, sir. As a matter of fact, uh... we suspicion that the job was done by a cop.
Snowboy : Two cops.
Action : [points at the Jets] At the very least.
Officer Krupke : lmpossible.
Bernardo : ln America, nothing is impossible.
[they both laugh]
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Riff : I'm really proud of ya, buddy boys. You did good at the dance.
Action : So where are they?
Riff : Unwind, Action. Any sign of Tony?
Action : Invisible man.
A-Rab : What do you think the Sharks are gonna ask for?
Riff : Mercy.
Snowboy : Just rubber hoses maybe.
Riff : Relax, little man.
Graziella, Riff's Girl : You tell him, daddy-o.
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Snowboy : We thought they nabbed you.
A-Rab : Go on.
Ice : You didn't see Tony?
A-Rab : Nah. Nothin' but coppers.
Action : [points at Baby John] What's wrong with him?
A-Rab : There's nothin' wrong. He's okay, you got that?
Action : All right, all right!
Snowboy : Maybe we oughta go home.
Action : For what?
Big Deal : Betcha they got him.
Ice : Not Tony.
A-Rab : He was great. Huh, Baby John?
Baby John : Oh, yeah. He really come through for the Jets.
A-Rab : Just like Riff said he...
[trails off]
A-Rab : Said he would.
[Graziella starts to cry]
Graziella, Riff's Girl : Riff! I want Riff!
Snowboy : [comfortingly] Come on, Graziella.
Tiger : Nobody was supposed to get killed. It's just...
Action : They're gonna pay!
A-Rab : Them stinkin' Sharks!
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Snowboy : The trouble is he's lazy!
Joyboy : The trouble is he drinks!
Baby John : The trouble is he's crazy!
A-Rab : The trouble is he stinks!
Mouthpiece : The trouble is he's growing!
Action : The trouble is he's grown!
The Jets : Krupke, we've got trouble of our own! Gee, Officer Krupke we're down on our knees!
Riff : 'Cause no one wants a fella with a social disease!
The Jets : Gee, Officer Krupke what are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke, krup you!