Richard Collier: Turnkey
Quotes
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Moe : Food for the prisoner!
Turnkey : You've come to the wrong cell. This man needs to be executed.
Moe : On an empty stomach? Don't be so unpatriotic.
Turnkey : Ahh. I don't hold with all this mollycoddling.
[He unlocks the door, Three Stooges stops him]
Turnkey : Hey, how come a whole loaf of bread for just one man?
Curly-Joe : Because of his last meal. Now, if it was me, l'd start off with oysters and white wine.
Turnkey : Ah. What is this obnoxious concoction?
Moe : That's... sandwich surprise!
Larry : Yeah, for the man who eats everything.
Turnkey : What are trying to do, poison him?
Larry : Poison him?
Moe : That's a finest food in the queen's kitchen.
Turnkey : Oh.
[he began to eat. But, Larry slaps his hand]
Larry : Hey, that's not for the help.
Turnkey : Ah.
[he resumes to eat a sandwich. But, he screams in pain with a file weapon, he grabs it]
Turnkey : A file! Guards!
[the Three Stooges bonks his head with a plate]
