- First Mate: [sees the cat with a skunk stripe climbing on the rope] Holy smoke! Un pew!
- First Mate: [runs] Mon Capitaine! Mon Capitaine!
- First Mate: Monsieur Le Capitaine, un skunk de pew, due point off le starboard poupedeck!
- Le Capitaine: Le WHAT!
- Le Capitaine: [relays message to the passengers] Now hear-ez vous this: ABANDON SHIP! UN PEW! ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP!
- [sirens go off as the passengers scream as they dive into the water, spelling "Le PEW!"]