The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

Jackie Joseph: Audry Fulquard

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• Seymour : Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey. I'm not worth it.

  Audrey : Who says you're not?

  Seymour : Everybody.

  Audrey : Yeah, I know.

• Audrey : Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?

  Mushnick : I give him chance to quit!

  Seymour : I ain't gonna quit!

  Mushnick : You're a brave boy, you're fired.

• Audrey : Don't worry, you're gonna be another Luther Glendale.

  Seymour : Pasadena.

  Audrey : Burbank.

• Audrey : [excited about the overnight growth of Audrey Jr]  Isn't it empirical?

  Mushnick : It grows like a cold sore from the lip.

• Audrey : I wish you'd break out and tell me.

  Mushnick : All right, I'll tell you tomorrow right after I am telling the police.

  Sgt. Joe Fink : [voice-over]  But Mushnick didn't come to the police. If he had, that might have been the finish of the unhappy story. It was not.

• Mushnick : Now that is what I call a salad. What do you call that salad?

  Audrey : Caesarean.

• Audrey : What kind of a plant is this, Seymour?

  Seymour : Well, I'm not sure. I got the seeds from a Japanese gardener over on Central Avenue. He found them in with an order he got from a plantation next to a cranberry farm.

• Winifred : Here you are. Now try.

  Audrey : Sure smells different.

  Winifred : It's different.

  Audrey : Some kind of oil, isn't it?

  Winifred : Cod liver oil. Wonderful for the colon.

  Seymour : And that's sulphur powder on top.

• Seymour : I gave it a name.

  Mushnick : What name?

  Seymour : Aw, gee...

  Mushnick : What? You gave it a dirty name that you can't even mention it?

  Seymour : Well... I named it Audrey Jr.

  Audrey : [excited]  You named it after me!

• Audrey : I think you're a fine figurative of a man.

• Audrey : Try to eat something. It'll calm your agrimation.

• Seymour : Ain't it something?

  Audrey : It's - it's monstrosinous!

• Seymour : Oh, boy, you kiss *good*, Audrey.

  Audrey : Well, I guess I just have a good kisser.

• Audrey : There's a lady from some kind of a comitance outside.

• Mushnick : Are you hungry?

  Audrey : Sure am. I could eat a hearse.

• Fouch : Look, I've eaten in flower shops all over the world. And I've noticed that the places that have the most weird and unusual plants do the best business.

  Audrey : See?

  Seymour : See?

  Mrs. Shiva : See?

  Mushnick : What is this, a tango?

• Audrey : I think you're a fine figurative of a man, and - and I know that Audrey Jr. will be the sweetest thing in the whole, wide world!

  Seymour : Well, I don't know. I've given it every kind of fancy fertilizer and atomic plant food and distilled mineral water that you can buy; but, it just gets sicker and sicker.

• Mushnick : I want to talk on you about the future. Look on this fly trap. Look on it. Soon we got no more Skid Row. We will be rich. Us. I am building for you, a giant greenhouse in which you are making impossible flowers, which in turn I am selling at ridiculous prices in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly Hills. Do you see that big sign in the sky? It is saying, "Gravis Mushnick", in French.

  Audrey : Isn't it exciting? And we'll have an orchestra right by the cash register, and Gravis will wave his arms and the orchestra will play Mendelssohn's Spring Song. I'll come out in a gown, wrapped by somebody expensive and say...

  Mushnick : "The carnations are 600 dollars a dozen, two dozen for a thousand!"

  Seymour : It's a bargain!

  Audrey : Get 'em while they last!

• Seymour : Gee, Audrey. You don't have to kiss me.

  Audrey : Don't you like me to kiss you?

  Seymour : Yeah, but, you don't like to kiss me.

  Audrey : Why shouldn't I?

  Seymour : Nobody else ever did.

  Audrey : Well, I do like to.

  Seymour : You do? You really do? You like to kiss me?

  Audrey : Sure, I do.

  Seymour : Would - would you like to kiss me again?

  Audrey : Okay.

• Winifred : You thinkin' to get married?

  Audrey : He hasn't asked me yet.

  Winifred : Who hasn't?

  Audrey : Seymour.

  Winifred : Seymour's too young to get married. Look here. A boy's got to go and play around a little bit. Go out on the makin'. Have a ball.

  Seymour : Gee, Ma. I don't wanna have a ball. I wanna be with Audrey.

• Audrey : Seymour, do you feel all right?

  Seymour : Well, I don't know. I'm not sure.

  Audrey : Well, then stop all this nonsense and kiss me.

• Audrey : You're a nut. You tell me that you love me and then you you act like a complete idiot.