Run Silent Run Deep (1958)

Don Rickles: Quartermaster 1st Class Ruby

Quotes 

• Petty Officer 1st Class Ruby : You wanna sing, go to the head!

• Sonarman 1st Class Cullen : It's the craziest war patrol I ever started on.

  Petty Officer 1st Class Ruby : Who said anything about a war patrol? You're all confused, my friend. We're on a drill patrol here. First time in the annals of the Navy Department.

  Crewman : What's it all mean anyway? What's he got in mind, huh?

  Petty Officer 1st Class Ruby : Haven't you heard? He's gonna challenge the Japs to a drill. The winner gets an all-expense-paid honeymoon trip with Tokyo Rose in the Bungo Straits.

• Submarine Crewman : Suppose that fish hadn't gone wild, sir?

  Ens. Gerald Cartwright : You think that aircraft was just playing games up there? The Japs had us detected before we moved in.

  Petty Officer 1st Class Ruby : But the captain said when we moved out...

  Ens. Gerald Cartwright : The captain's flat on his back. We'd be better off if somebody put him there sooner. Kohler, get started on that before the watch.

  Yeoman 1st Class Mueller : Mr. Cartwright... this time, words just fail me!

  [decks Cartwright]