This Is a Life? (1955)

Arthur Q. Bryan: Elmer Fudd

Quotes 

• Elmer Fudd : Good evening, wadies and gentlemen. Hahahahahahaha. Tonight, we add another name to the wong list of those we have honowed. Someone here in our audience is our guest of honor, and no one knows who it will be. He is a bewoved chawacter who has made his name in motion pictures. One who is thoughtful of others...

  Daffy Duck : [elbowing Bugs]  That's me. It's gonna be me.

  Elmer Fudd : ...A sparkwing personawity, genewous, chawitable, self-effacing.

  Daffy Duck : [looking flattered; giggles]  This would be embarrassing if it weren't true.

  Elmer Fudd : [coming into the audience where Bugs and Daffy are seated]  And what is your name, sir?

  Daffy Duck : Daffy Duck's the name, as if it weren't inscribed in gold on that little old book.

  [nudges Elmer] 

  Daffy Duck : You master showman, you. You may proceed me to the stage, sir.

  Elmer Fudd : [ignoring Daffy]  Awen't you Bugs Bunny?

  Bugs Bunny : Who, me?

  Daffy Duck : Never mind him; we've only got a short time to do my interesting career. Let's get on with it.

  [grabs Elmer's book] 

  Daffy Duck : Read the name. Good and loud, mister!

  Elmer Fudd : BUGS BUNNY!

  [Daffy's eyeballs protrude at the sight of "BUGS BUNNY" on the book's cover] 

• Bugs Bunny : [explaining his life story]  Then I started to get me first tooth.

  Elmer Fudd : Uh, never mind, never mind, we won't start from the beginning.

  Daffy Duck : Throw him out! Throw him out!

  [gets hit again with Granny's umbrella] 

  Daffy Duck : Oh!

  Granny : SHUT UP!