Wee Geordie (1955)

Bill Travers: Geordie Mac Taggart

Quotes 

• Olympic selector : You will represent England in the Olympics.

  Geordie : Why would I want to do that?

  Olympic selector : He means Great Britain.

• Postman : Do ye know thought that came to me on the way up?

  Geordie : What?

  Postman : You're a big fella sure enough, but maybe almighty providence would've made you just as big if you'd never done any exercises at all.

  Geordie : That's no very likely.

  Postman : No, but it's a comical thought.

  Geordie : I wouldnee say comical. The exercises was a big expense.

  Postman : [laughs as he rides off on his bicycle]  Aye!