- Sliding Billy Murray: And before I became an actor on the showboat, I used to drive a stagecoach.
- Miss Tiddlewell: You did?
- Sliding Billy Murray: Yeah, I drove a stagecoach without any wheels.
- Miss Tiddlewell: What held it up?
- Sliding Billy Murray: Bandits.
- Sliding Billy Murray: Would you believe it - that every morning I brought my pretty teachers an apple.
- Miss Tiddlewell: Oh, teacher's pet!
- Sliding Billy Murray: One of them did.
- Sliding Billy Murray: I want to tell you we're sure glad to be here. We had a rough trip. But we brought along the mail... and a couple of females, too.