Loose in London (1953)
Bernard Gorcey: Louie Dumbrowsky
Quotes
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Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : Sach, you're now viewin' one of the most envigoratin' ceremonies in the whole world - the changin' of the guard at Buckingham Palace.
Louie Dumbrowsky : Look all right to me. Why change 'em?
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : That's a pretty evaporated question, Louie, but I'll try to explain it to ya. You see, when King Arthur first marched into...
Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones : Wronnnng again, Slip.
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Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : Well, dhere's only one udda thing to do, that's to take ya to the captain and make a bare breast of the whole thing.
Louie Dumbrowsky : Oh, Slip, please. Slip, listen, please. You know the old saying: Honesty is the best policy. Let's go to the captain and tell him just what happened.
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English Cabbie : Beggin' your pardon, sir, but that name you just mentioned, I ain't never 'eard of it in the whole of all England.
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : Now can you picture this, fellas? Here's a guy who's obviously been in the habitude of England all his life and he never heard of one of her most famous earmarks.
Louie Dumbrowsky : Maybe he don't understand ya.
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : The feelin' is muciloginous, 'cause I don't translate him neidda.
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Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : Hey, by dhe simple process of illumination, I don't see why one first class ticket on the Palanka couldn't be traded in for maybe four tickets on a smaller boat.
Louie Dumbrowsky : You mean all you boys are... are leaving for England?
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : Well, coitainly. You heard what the mouthpiece said. If he goes over to London and he ain't got no manners, he's gonna get dislocated without a tuppence, so we're gonna go along to see that he is well-mannerismed.
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Louie Dumbrowsky : I should go in that trunk? I'll smother in there!
Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney : Louie, don't be ridiculously. You won't stay in the trunk indigenously. You'll only get in there when danger threatens.