- Nicholas Revel: I will bet you a dozen roses if you show this note to your father, he'll give it his deepest consideration.
- Jane Frensham: I'm not a gambler, Mr. Revel.
- Nicholas Revel: I think you are, Miss Frensham... or you wouldn't be here.
- Nicholas Revel: [to Jane] I think if a jewel thief ever looked at you, he'd never know what jewelry you were wearing.
- [last lines]
- Connor: [to the cabbie] Scotland Yard please, cabbie.
- Nicholas Revel: You know, the way you say that, Mr. Connor, it could almost be the Ritz.
- Nicholas Revel: Well now, all we have to do is find a man who is vain, egotistical, and charming. How many men are there in London?
- Jane Frensham: About three million.
- Nicholas Revel: And how many of those men are vain, egotistical, and charming?
- Jane Frensham: About three million.
- Nicholas Revel: Woof, that should make it simple. You take a million and a half, and I'll take a million and a half.
- [She laughs]