- [upon learning that the children of two feuding ranchers have fallen in love]
- Bob Burke: This business of being a lawman gets more confusing each day!
- [last lines]
- Bob Burke: It's about time.
- [Whip tries to pull Bob, who is stuck under a porch]
- Bob Burke: Wait a minute, Whip. I can't come out now.
- Whip Wilson: What's wrong?
- Bob Burke: Well, it's a mighty tight squeeze under here and I just lost my pants.
- [Whip breaks out laughing]
- Bob Burke: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Very funny.