- Mr. Ramsey: You believe in blowing your own trumpet, don't you?
- Kelada: [laughing] What else is a trumpet for?
- Vicar (in segment The Verger): I discovered to my astonishment that you can neither read nor write.
- Albert Foreman: The last Vicar knew that, sir. 'E said it didn't make no difference. 'E always said there was a great deal too much education in the world for 'is taste.