At War with the Army (1950)

Dean Martin: Sgt. Vic Puccinelli

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Quotes 

• Pvt. Jack Edwards : Hi ya Sarge. Been waiting up for me?

  1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : How come you're late Edwards?

  Pvt. Jack Edwards : I was drunk.

  1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : I don't blame you. With a kisser like that, I'd be loaded all the time.

• Pfc. Alvin Korwin : I'm warning you, you're driving me crazy.

  1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : That's no drive, that's a short putt!

• Pfc. Alvin Korwin : Remember that song we wrote together?

  1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Yeah, what about it?

  Pfc. Alvin Korwin : We got a telegram from the music publisher and he wants us to put the song on a record and send it to him right away.

  1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Go ahead and make a record of it.

  Pfc. Alvin Korwin : No, I want you should record it.

  1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Get Bing Crosby.

  Pfc. Alvin Korwin : I like you better.

• Pfc. Alvin Korwin : Pick it up.

  1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Pick what up?

  Pfc. Alvin Korwin : [sternly]  Pick up the bag, *private*!

  [Vic picks up Korwin's bag, they look at each other and smile, reaches for it] 

  Pfc. Alvin Korwin : I'll take the bag.

• 1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : [annoyed]  Alright alright!

  Pfc. Alvin Korwin : [mocking]  Alright, alright! Big man! A couple of stinkin' stripes, big deal!

  1st Sgt. Vic Puccinelli : Go home and wash your face!

  Pfc. Alvin Korwin : [mocking]  Go home and wash your face! Look at him; General Delivery.