Neptune's Daughter (1949)

Red Skelton: Jack Spratt

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Quotes 

• Jack Spratt : [Impersonating José O'Rourke]  Merci, mademoiselle.

  [Betty looks puzzled] 

  Jack Spratt : You understand Spanish good? Good. Ah, Spanish is the beautiful language of love.

  Betty Barrett : You speak it fluently, don't you?

  Jack Spratt : Mmm, oh, umh, Tijuana.

  Betty Barrett : Ah, huh, well, I wanna if you wanna.

• Jack Spratt : I'll bet you've had plenty of girls.

  José O'Rourke : Ah, too many. Believe me, horses are more dependable.

  Jack Spratt : Really?

  José O'Rourke : Of course, one cannot make love to a horse.

  Jack Spratt : No, unless one happens to be another horse.

• José O'Rourke : You mean your mother wouldn't let you go out with members of the opposite sex?

  Jack Spratt : Yeah, but she wouldn't tell me which ones was the opposite sex.

• Jack Spratt : Why do l have to speak Spanish?

  José O'Rourke : Because it's a language of love. Women can't resist it.

• José O'Rourke : Well, amigo, maybe your approach is wrong. Now, what is the first thing you do when you get a woman in your arms?

  Jack Spratt : Well, I give her a salt rub.

• Betty Barrett : Babalu.

  Jack Spratt : Tico-Tico.

• Betty Barrett : [singing]  Gosh, your lips are delicious

  Jack Spratt : Maybe just a cigarette more...

• Mac Mozolla : Look, I ain't got all day. Lukie wants to see you.

  Jack Spratt : Lukie? Lukie who?

  Mac Mozolla : Lukie Luzette, that's who.

• Eve Barrett : l just don't believe it. I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you.

  Jack Spratt : Well, kiss me.

• Jack Spratt : I've been duped.

  Betty Barrett : Duped?

  Jack Spratt : Yeah. They filled a needle with dupe and they duped me.

  Betty Barrett : You mean doped, you dope. Did they hurt you?

  Jack Spratt : Oh, it was terrible. First, they stick me with a little needle, then they stick me with a little bigger needle. Then with a little bigger, bigger needle.