- Bors: Have you been doing battle with the spirits of the Enchanted Forest?
- Sir Galahad: [trying to catch his breath] That... that must be it.
- Bors: I take it that Merlin has caused you a little trouble.
- Sir Galahad: Not half the trouble I'll cause you if you don't take me to King Arthur!
- Bors: Your threat is my command.
- [Galahad and Bors meet a peddler whose mule refuses to budge]
- Bors: Greetings. What manner of beast is this that stays fixed to the ground?
- Peddlar: His mother was a goat... his father a turtle...
- Sir Lancelot: [to Arthur] Your 'traitor,' young Galahad, is fighting your battle quite shrewdly, Sire.
- Sir Kay: He's fighting for his own kin.
- Sir Galahad: If you're half as brave as you talk, you'll have the courage to unmask!
- Bartog, Ulric's Aide: We'll see if YOU have the courage to die!
- Bors: Whoa. Galahad, I have an uncanny chill coursing up and down my spine. Have you never heard it said that rashness is the father of disaster?
- Sir Galahad: True... but too much caution is the blood brother of cowardice.
- Bors: Doubtless you think it's an easy matter to find that outlaw camp.
- Sir Galahad: One more "doubtless" out of you and I'll *doubtless* crack you right on your thick...
- Tavern Wench: What's your pleasure, gentlemen?
- Sir Galahad: We had hoped to toast the health of Bartog and Cawker, but they don't seem to be here.
- Tavern Wench: How could you, with them in the back room making great plans.
- Sir Galahad: Some of those plans concern me. I've been made a captain on account of the attack on Camelot.
- Tavern Wench: They were talking of Camelot true enough, when I last took a round of drinks.
- Sir Galahad: [placing a coin in her hand] Give them another round. Say it's from two of their most loyal men.
- [Bors also takes her hand and gives her another coin]
- Tavern Wench: What's the extra one for?
- Sir Galahad: That's to leave the door open when you come out. We'd like to hear the good news.
- One-Eye - the Innkeeper: Who are the two men you're serving? They have a familiar look...
- Tavern Wench: No doubt they should, since they're a couple of Cawker's men. They're buying drinks to gain his favor.
- One-Eye - the Innkeeper: They gave you an extra gold piece because they like your smile?
- Tavern Wench: Is there something wrong with it?
- Sir Galahad: Arthur's sword - the true Excalibur - will be at the Ram's Head Inn this noon, but I'll need help to recover it.
- Sir Lancelot: No doubt you will, but you've come to the wrong place. Who here will believe you?
- Sir Galahad: You will.
- Sir Lancelot: I can get you safely beyond the walls. We'll use the secret passageway.
- Sir Galahad: Is it guarded?
- Sir Lancelot: Certainly - by me!
- Sir Galahad: Now there's nothing to stop the Black Knight from rallying the outlaws, joining with Ulric and storming Camelot!
- Bors: Except us.
- Sir Galahad: Put yourself in The Black Knight's place. Where would you go?
- Bors: Home and lie down. I'm tired.
- Bartog, Ulric's Aide: A favor... I beg of you!
- Sir Gawain: You have only to ask - and I shall refuse
- Bartog, Ulric's Aide: A little water... I perish of thirst!
- Sir Gawain: Good! Then perish! It will save stretching a good rope.