Mexican Hayride (1948)
Lou Costello: Joe Bascom aka Humphrey Fish
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Quotes
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Joe Bascom : Couldn't Jones make it?
Harry Lambert : Oh, sure, but he'd still be a smith.
Joe Bascom : How can a Jones be a Smith?
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Harry Lambert : [Seeing Joe's initials on his handkerchief] Hey look at here? J.B. Did you see fish spelled with a B?
Joe Bascom : Barracuda.
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Harry Lambert : Just a minute my good man. You've made a terrible mistake there's something wrong here I happen to know Mister. Uhh?
Joe Bascom : Fish!
Harry Lambert : Uhh Mr. Fish for quite a number of years. Why I'd rather call myself a crook.
Joe Bascom : And so would I.
Harry Lambert : You keep out of this.
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Tim Williams : That's a lot of malarkey Mr. Winthrop. This guy adds up to Joe Bascom. And Joe Bascom is short and dumpy.
Joe Bascom : Like you?
Tim Williams : Like me. And he's got a Rollie Pollie face.
Joe Bascom : Like you?
Tim Williams : Like me. And he's got short fat stumpy legs.
Joe Bascom : Like you?
Tim Williams : Yeah! Like me!