- Wenda Panniford: I love you and I want to marry you, but it'll have to be someone else now. Someone who isn't poor.
- Lord Willie Panniford: I can't ask you to be best man.
- Tony: Why?
- Lord Willie Panniford: Wenda wants to have Garry.
- Tony: Ha ha ha ha!
- Lord Willie Panniford: What's the joke?
- Tony: I don't think you'd see it old boy.
- Capt. Garry Anson: Why do you always win?
- Sam Hillcott: 'Cos I cheat o' course. No one ever got anywhere stayin' on the straight an' narra...