Fun and Fancy Free (1947)
Walt Disney: Mickey Mouse
Quotes
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Willie the Giant : [pointing at one of the lines on his hand] But what's this here? What is it? What is it?
Mickey Mouse : Uh-oh! I can't believe it!
Willie the Giant : Is it bad?
Mickey Mouse : Why, i-i-it says here that you can change yourself into anything!
Willie the Giant : Sure, sure! You wanna see me? I can change myself into the darndest things! Go on, gimme somethin'. Anything!
Mickey Mouse : Anything?
Willie the Giant : Anything!
Edgar Bergen : See? Mickey never misses a trick. He's got a good idea.
Mickey Mouse : Well, uh. Can you change into a fly?
Willie the Giant : A cute, teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy housefly?
Mickey Mouse : That's it! A housefly!
Willie the Giant : Aww, you don't want a fly! How about a bunny with long, pink ears?
Mickey Mouse : Huh! Well, of course, if you can't do a fly, why, uh...
Willie the Giant : All right. A fly.
[suddenly loudly]
Willie the Giant : WHY?
Mickey Mouse : Well, uh... because.
Willie the Giant : Okay. A teeny-weeny fly... with pink wings! Now for the magic wordies. Fe, fi, fo, fum. He, hi, ho, hum. I'm a most amazing guy. Te, ti, te, ti, te, ti.
[transforms into a bunny]
Willie the Giant : You sure you don't want a pink bunny?
[notices that Mickey, Donald and Goofy have a fly swatter]
Willie the Giant : Hey, what is this? You think you fool Willie.
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Mickey Mouse : How'd you get here?
Singing Harp : I was kidnapped by that wicked giant!
Mickey Mouse : Oh. What? A giant?
Mortimer Snerd : A giant?
Luana Patten : A giant?
Jiminy Cricket : A giant?
Edgar Bergen : Bigger than forty men!
Mortimer Snerd : Oh, no!
Edgar Bergen : An ogre who had the power to turn himself into anything, man or beast!
Jiminy Cricket : That calls for a drink!
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Goofy : Hey, look!
[singing to the tune of "Funiculi Finicula"]
Goofy : Turkey, lobster, sweet potater pie / pancakes piled up till they reach the sky!
Donald Duck : [scat singing] Wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak!
Goofy : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
[his Adam's apple knocks out Donald]
Goofy : I wanna eat, and eat, and eat, and eat, and eat until I die!
Goofy , Donald Duck : [both singing as Mickey enters the room] Turkey, lobster, sweet potater pie / pancakes piled up till they reach the sky...
Goofy : [singing] Lots of starches, lots of greens, fancy cho-co-late covered...
Mickey Mouse : [holding up a chest of beans, cutting their song short] Beans!
Goofy : [disgusted] What do you mean beans?
Mickey Mouse : Yeah, fellas, I sold the cow for some magic beans.
Donald Duck : Beans?
[jumps into the ceiling throwing a temper tantrum while tearing out his head feathers]
Mickey Mouse : But Donald, these are not ordinary beans, they're *magic* beans. If you plant these beans on the night of a full moon, do you know what'll happen?
Donald Duck : Yes, we'll get more beans!
[takes the box from him and throws them into a hole in the floor]
Mickey Mouse : No, no, Donald!
Donald Duck : Magic beans! Phooey!
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[Willie prepares himself a sandwich]
Willie the Giant : Feedee!
[Slices some cheese, taking Mickey but narrowly avoiding Goofy]
Willie the Giant : Fidee!
[Takes a chicken leg]
Willie the Giant : Fodee!
[Takes some onions, narrowly missing Donald]
Willie the Giant : Fum!
[Pours pepper on his sandwich. Mickey sneezes the contents on Willie's face]
Mickey Mouse : Gesundheit!
[laughs]