Ziegfeld Follies (1945)
Red Skelton: J. Newton Numbskull ('When Television Comes')
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Quotes
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J. Newton Numbskull ('When Television Comes') : Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, lovely evening, isn't it? Wheel your mother-in-law close to the radio, because, this is the Guzzler's Gin Program. If you try Guzzler's, it comes in two sizes, the college size and the jumbo elephant size. With Guzzler's there's no bad taste, no after - - no bad taste, no after effect, no upsetting the nerves, just a nice smooth drink. Pour a little in your glass and drink it right down; but, be sure and ask for Guzzler's Gin - a nice, smooth drink.
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J. Newton Numbskull ('When Television Comes') : My next poem, "The Garters": I bought my girl some garters, At the local 5 and 10, She gave them to her mother, That's the last I'll see of them.
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J. Newton Numbskull ('When Television Comes') : With Guzzler's you don't need a chaser. Nothing could catch it!
