Baby Bottleneck (1946)

Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Narrator, Stork, Scotty Dog, Dog Inventor, Various Babies

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Quotes 

• Porky Pig : Aaa-si-see-uh, sit on that egg!

• [answering phones at the stork's office] 

  Daffy Duck : Good morning, Pig-&-Duck-Nip-n-Tuck Delivery Service. Yes, madam, your baby's on the way, yesirree. Parcel post. Good morning? I'm sorry, Bing, you've used up your quota. Hello? Oh yes, Mr. Cantor. You say you haven't got that boy yet? Well, if at first you don't succeed...

  [laughs and goes to a long-distance phone] 

  Daffy Duck : Hello? Oh, Mr. Dione. What? Mr. Dione, *please*. Hello? Yes, I know all deliveries are late. Oh, yeah? Well you're another! Hello? Sorry but... *quiet*!

  [the phones stop ringing. Daffy sighs with relief] 

• Baby Hippo : I'm only three and a half seconds old.

• Porky Pig : Gosh. Here's an egg w-without an address. D-D-Daffy!

  Daffy Duck : Yes, sir.

  Porky Pig : This egg has no address. You'll have to sit on it and hatch it out to see who it b-belongs to.

  Daffy Duck : Yes, I'll have to sit on it, and... Oh, no! Oh-ho, no! Sitting on eggs is out. O-W-T out.

• [in the style of Jimmy Durante] 

  Drunken Stork : I'm mortified!

  [hiccup] 

  Drunken Stork : I'm disgustipated!

  [hiccup] 

  Drunken Stork : I do all da woik, and da faddahs get all da credit!

  [hiccup] 

  Drunken Stork : Umbreago!

• Dog : [to Porky]  Listen, Jackson! I got a great invention! It'll speed up deliveries one billion percent! It's a LOO-LOO! Watch.

  [lights the rocket on his back, which explodes] 

  Dog : Well, back to the drawing board.

  [leaves] 

• [after a scrunched-in Porky and Daffy were skyrocketed to one Mrs. Gorilla waiting for the arrival of her new baby; Daffy bawls like a baby and Mrs. Gorilla was about to change his diaper, only to have one extra person under it] 

  Porky Pig : [looks at Mrs. Gorilla]  Uh... boo.

  Mama Gorilla : [pick up the phone]  Mr. Anthony, I have a problem. *bawls!*