Hare Tonic (1945)

Arthur Q. Bryan: Elmer Fudd

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : [in disguise]  I'm Dr. Killpatient from the Board of Health. Where's the contaminated rabbit at?

  Elmer Fudd : Oh, I'm gweatwy gwatified to see you, Doctor.

  Bugs Bunny : Okay, okay, where's he at?

  Elmer Fudd : He's wight in here, some pwace.

  Bugs Bunny : [Enters a room and closes the door]  Hmm. Mmm-hmm. Hmm. Yes? Mmm.

  [Opens door] 

  Bugs Bunny : Mr. Fudd, come in a minute, please.

  [They enter the room; it's painted with colored spots] 

  Elmer Fudd : Oh! Oh, my gwacious!

  Bugs Bunny : [Hiding the buckets of paint]  Why, what's the matter, Fudd?

  Elmer Fudd : Spots! I see spots before my eyes!

  Bugs Bunny : Spots? Mmm, that's bad. Spots, Mmm. Foist symptom of rabittitus.

• Elmer Fudd : [singing]  Mama's wittle baby woves wabbit, wabbit, Mama's wittle baby woves wabbit stew!

  Bugs Bunny : [inside Elmer's basket]  Eh, what's up, Doc? What's in the basket?

  Elmer Fudd : A wabbit. I'm gonna make a wabbit stew.

  Bugs Bunny : Rabbit? Mmm, mmm! Love it, love it!

  [Jumps out of basket and jumps excitedly in front of Elmer] 

  Bugs Bunny : Hey, Lemme see the rabbit, mister! Can I see the rabbit, Huh? Please let me see the rabbit!

  Elmer Fudd : Awright.

  [Bugs goes inside basket, comes out other side] 

  Bugs Bunny : No rabbit in there, Doc! You've been robbed!

  Elmer Fudd : No wabbit? Well, I...

  [Elmer crawls into basket, Bugs carries basket] 

  Bugs Bunny : [singing]  Mama's little baby loves rabbit, rabbit, mama's little baby loves rabbit stew!

  Elmer Fudd : Ooh, you twickster! You're the wabbit!

• Bugs Bunny : [as Dr. Killpatient]  Tell me, Mr. Fudd. Do you have any rabbit inclinations?

  Elmer Fudd : Well, no.

  Bugs Bunny : What's two times two?

  Elmer Fudd : Four.

  Bugs Bunny : Three times three?

  Elmer Fudd : Six.

  Bugs Bunny : Ah-ha! Multiplying! Yep, you're even beginning to look like a rabbit.

• Elmer Fudd : Oh, this is tewwible. Trapped with a cwazy, contaminated wabbit.

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, now doc. Don't get yourself in a dither. How do you know I'm contaminated? I haven't got no symptoms. You don't see no spots before my eyes, do you?

  [Spots appear before Bugs' eyes] 

  Elmer Fudd : Oh, gwacious!

  Bugs Bunny : My tongue ain't coated. See?

  [Sticks out his tongue; it has a small overcoat on] 

  Elmer Fudd : Oh, my gwacious!

  Bugs Bunny : I don't throw fits.

  [Starts throwing fits] 

  Elmer Fudd : Oh, gwacious! Oh, my!

  [Bugs advances towards Elmer like the Frankenstein monster; Elmer backs against a wall] 

  Bugs Bunny : No, siree. Never felt better in my life. I'm full of pep.

  [Grabs Elmer's hand and starts dancing with him] 

  Bugs Bunny : Well yes, yes. Well all reet. C'mon, Jackson. Cut yourself a slice of rug.

  Elmer Fudd : Oh, let go of my hand, you cwazy wabbit! Oh, now you've done it. You've contaminated me! Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho!

• Bugs Bunny : [as Dr. Kilpatient]  Okay, Doc, let me test your reflexes,

  [hits his knee with a mallet] 

  Bugs Bunny : first this one,

  [hits his other knee] 

  Bugs Bunny : than that one, this one, that one, this one, that one

  [Bugs and Elmer go off into a Russian Dance] 

  Bugs Bunny : Hey!

  Elmer Fudd : [suddenly realizing]  Hey, you're not a doctor. You're that scwewy wabbit!

  Bugs Bunny : [continues dancing]  Hey!

  [Elmer whips out a shotgun and shoots at him] 

  Bugs Bunny : Hey! Hey! Hey!

  [runs away]