Million Dollar Kid (1944)

Huntz Hall: Glimpy McClosky

Quotes 

• Glimpy McClosky : I'm not stupid!

  Muggs McGinnis : No, you're not stupid, you just suffer from a shortage of corrugations on the cerebellum.

  Glimpy McClosky : [oblivious]  Oh, that's different.

• Glimpy McClosky : Hey, Muggs, that guy talks English just as good as we do.

  Muggs McGinnis : Don't be silly. Nobody talks English as good as we do.

• Glimpy McClosky : Eh, dames are all alike - dumb like me.

  Muggs McGinnis : Impossible.

• Glimpy McClosky : Look, Cap, if you took one look at my face, you could tell I got an honest kisser.

  Captain Mathews : Yeah, if you would've washed that face maybe we could see it a little better.

  Muggs McGinnis : What is this, a beauty parlor or a police station?

• Glimpy McClosky : Hey, Muggs! Muggs! Look who's here.

  Muggs McGinnis : What's dat?

  Glimpy McClosky : He's my cousin on my mudda's side.

  Muggs McGinnis : What's on your fadda's side?

  Glimpy McClosky : Mustard plaster.

  Muggs McGinnis : You're demoted.