Lost in a Harem (1944)
Bud Abbott: Peter Johnson
Quotes
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Peter Johnson : We've got to outsmart Uncle Nimativ. You go in and outwit him.
Harvey Garvey : Why should I go out with him? I'm afraid of that man!
Peter Johnson : Not to go out with him. Go in and outwit him.
Harvey Garvey : Why should I go in and go out wth him? I mean, he don't appeal to me!
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Peter Johnson : You love her?
[laughs derisively]
Peter Johnson : Oh, come on, you wouldn't get to first base with a beautiful girl like that.
Harvey Garvey : Yes, I would.
Peter Johnson : Did you ever take a good look in the mirror?
Harvey Garvey : No.
Peter Johnson : Why not?
Harvey Garvey : Why should I hurt my own feelings?
Peter Johnson : Never mind!
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Harvey Garvey : Do I have to especially go now?
Peter Johnson : You just split an infinitive!
Harvey Garvey : Well, I mean that...
[feeling his own rear end]
Harvey Garvey : Does it show?
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The Derelict : Gentleman... He called me a gentleman!
The Derelict : [to Pete] Thank you.
Peter Johnson : That's all right.
The Derelict : Those are the first kind words I've heard in years. You see I haven't always been a derelict...
[pointing to Harvey]
The Derelict : like you!
Harvey Garvey : Hey, now, don't call me those kind of bad names.
The Derelict : Would you like to hear my story?
Harvey Garvey : No.
The Derelict : Very well, then I'll tell it to you.
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The Derelict : I know a secret passage that will take us out.
Harvey Garvey : Swell!
The Derelict : [to Harvey] Shhh!
Harvey Garvey : [to Pete] Shhh!
Peter Johnson : [whispering] Go ahead.
The Derelict : Follow me.
Peter Johnson : Go ahead - follow him.
Harvey Garvey : Okay.
Peter Johnson : [impatiently] Go ahead.
The Derelict : Where are you taking me?
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Prince Ramo : [from inside his jail cell] Don't worry! I'll get you out!
Peter Johnson : [being locked up in a nearby cell] Who's gonna get YOU out?
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Peter Johnson : [after picking Harvey's pith helmet up from the floor, and admonishing the Derelict:] These things cost money. Be careful how you handle 'em!
[Peter then tosses the helmet aside, bouncing it off of Harvey's head, stunning him]