A Night to Remember (1942)
Sidney Toler: Inspector Hankins
Quotes
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Bolling : [looking at the books on the library shelf and reading the titles] Hey, look here. "Murder in the Laundry," "Murder in the Post Office," "Murder on the Wharf," "Murder in the Chop Suey Restaurant!" Somebody's been reading up on murder.
Inspector Hankins : [picking up on of the books] "Murder in the Laundry" by Jeffrey Yort.
Inspector Hankins : [accusatorily to Jeff] You said you were a novelist. You didn't by chance... uh?
Jeff Troy : Yeah, yeah, I wrote every one of them.
Jeff Troy : [showing him the dust jacket] Here, here! "Jeffrey Yort." That's my name spelled backward. T-R-O-Y... Y-O-R-T... Y-O-R-T... T-R-O-Y. Do you get it?
Bolling : Well, what more do we need, Inspector? This guy's got murder on the brain.
Jeff Troy : "Murder on the Brain!" Hey, that's a swell title!
Inspector Hankins : Didn't you write a book called "Murder on the Terrace"?
Jeff Troy : Yeah, it's right here. How'd you like it?
Inspector Hankins : Well, as far as I can remember, it's the kind of a detective story that knits.
Jeff Troy : Knits? Oh, yes, I know what you mean. It's all knitted together tight, all the clues fall in place, eh?
Inspector Hankins : No, I mean knits... it knits...
Inspector Hankins : [gesturing with his hands] K-N-I-T-S. You spell that backward too.
Jeff Troy : K-N-I-T-S... S-T-I-N...
Jeff Troy : [grimacing as he finally realizes he's being ridiculed] Kuh!
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Pat Murphy : Inspector, why don't you let me take this guy down to headquarters where we can have a nice quiet talk?
Jeff Troy : Take me down to headquarters, eh? Oh! Threatening me with third degree, eh? Well, let me tell you something - the police are not allowed to use a rubber hose on anyone these days.
Pat Murphy : Can't we?
Inspector Hankins : No rubber.
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Jeff Troy : [coming upon the inspector] Ah... Can, uh, I be of any help, Inspector?
Inspector Hankins : Offhand, I'd say no.