- John Culver Jr.: Eagle Junction? That's where the railroad passes. I hear they got an engine that'll pull 15 or 20 cars.
- Gabby Hayes: Fifteen or 20? Why, son, that ain't nothin'. Some of them engines pull as high as a dozen.
- Gabby Hayes: But my most special feat was the time I brought in the seven Twitchell brothers single-handed.
- John Culver Jr.: Why didn't you use both hands, Gabby.
- Gabby Hayes: Well, you see, the other hand was busy.
- [to Wild Bill Elliott]
- John Culver Jr.: Uncle Gabby says that, before he took you in hand, they called you, "Mild Willie".
- Wild Bill Elliott: What's your name?
- John Culver Jr.: John Culver - same as my father, so people call me, "Demijohn".
- Wild Bill Elliott: Demijohn, I'm glad to know you. My name is Bill Elliott.
- John Culver Jr.: Glad to meet you, Mr. Elliott... Not 'Wild Bill'!
- Wild Bill Elliott: Yes, I guess that's me, but I don't see how a peaceable man could be wild, do you?
- Gabby Hayes: You step over here and I'll buy you a glass of sarsparilly.
- Wild Bill Elliott: Sarsparilly?
- Gabby Hayes: Yeah.
- Wild Bill Elliott: I never use it.
- Gabby Hayes: Don't you drink?
- Wild Bill Elliott: Yup.
- Gabby Hayes: Whaddya drink?
- Wild Bill Elliott: Milk.
- Gabby Hayes: All right... Huh?
- [last lines]
- Gabby Hayes: [to Wild Bill Elliott] Bill, it's kinda nice bein' a peaceable man, isn't it?