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Percy Fitzbadden : Is that your dog?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : [disguised as Lord Epping] No, that's Della!
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Uncle Matt Lindsay : I don't want those people to know that I'm your husband. I still have a little pride left.
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Aunt Della Lindsay : Matthew, you make me sick.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : You're no antidote.
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Lord Basil Epping : Say, what's the matter with that gal out there?
Dennis Lindsay : Why, what happened?
Lord Basil Epping : Well, she kept on telling me to "stop" and, upon my soul, I hadn't even started.
Dennis Lindsay : Well, what was she doing?
Lord Basil Epping : Reading this telegram.
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Aunt Della Lindsay : Read that.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : What's this?
Aunt Della Lindsay : That's "Who's Who".
Uncle Matt Lindsay : What are you gonna do?
Aunt Della Lindsay : I'm not gonna do anything. That's "Who's Who".
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Who's who? Who's who? Say, I think you've got a little bit of an owl in you.
Aunt Della Lindsay : I should have. I've stayed awake enough nights waiting for you to come home.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : I'm sorry.
Aunt Della Lindsay : That's better.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : From now on I'll stay out all night.
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Lord Basil Epping : I'm so exasperated, I'm ready to blow up!
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Carmelita Lindsay : I already saw that it's nudie woman that lives upstairs.
[winks]
Carmelita Lindsay : She was taking a bath when I went by.
Aunt Della Lindsay : Oh, dear!
Carmelita Lindsay : Dennis, you always says she has such a nice figure. Hmm! You ought to see here without her griddle on.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Oh, girdle. You mean girdle! The lady wears a girdle!
Carmelita Lindsay : Why, Uncle Matt.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : What?
Carmelita Lindsay : How you know what she wears, eh?
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Lord Basil Epping : She carries her load like a lady.
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Lord Basil Epping : I don't want to be old. You go ahead. You get old. Not me. I'm gonna be young all my life.
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Dennis Lindsay : As we grow older, we must become more dignified.
Lord Basil Epping : You mean I got to be all undignified?
Dennis Lindsay : Well, yes.
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Carmelita Lindsay : Oh boy, that was a pretty tight hug, no?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Tight squeeze, you mean, yes.
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Uncle Matt Lindsay : Give me that bust.
Carmelita Lindsay : What you saying?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Get me that statue, over there.
Carmelita Lindsay : Oh!
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Lord Basil Epping : Who are you?
Lightnin' : I'm Lightnin'.
Lord Basil Epping : Never mind about the weather. I'm Lord Epping.
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Carmelita Lindsay : Oh, you look quite doggy!
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Yeah, I smell like it too.
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Uncle Matt Lindsay : Too bad my hairs so thin.
Carmelita Lindsay : Why, who wants fat hair?
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Uncle Matt Lindsay : There's no ghost.
Carmelita Lindsay : No goats, either?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Oh, no. I'm going to bed.
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Uncle Matt Lindsay : What's the matter?
Carmelita Lindsay : What happened?
Aunt Della Lindsay : Oh, we saw a ghost in armor.
Percy Fitzbadden : A ghost!
Carmelita Lindsay : A goat?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : No, a ghost.
Carmelita Lindsay : Oh, that's ridiculous.
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Uncle Matt Lindsay : [disguised as Lord Epping] Oh, I say, come here. Get me a drink, will you.
Lightnin' : Yes, sah. I know what you mean.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : What the? Come here. Come here! What do you mean by this?
Lightnin' : A scotch and soda.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Scot - who do you think I am? An inebriate?
Lightnin' : No, sah. You English.
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Carmelita Lindsay : Did you did it?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : I do'd it.