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Quotes
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Come on, tell me where you're going.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You fool, I'm investigating!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You found a lead?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : I hope so.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You're so clever. My sweetheart has a lead.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Bye, Mila.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Will you be in danger?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : No, no!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You're so brave! I love you so. Will you think of me when you're dead?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Yes.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Your last thought should be of me, because I've always loved you. Up there, you won't find another who'd make you toast and coffee like me.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Don't fret. Good bye, dear.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Good bye, my love.
[pause]
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Did you leave a will?
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : I'll pop your blackheads to cheer you up.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Leave me alone.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Just one.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Leave me alone!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You're covered in them.
[She begins squeezing various places on his face]
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : They'll get big and leave pocks. I don't think Mr. Durand lives there.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : He must! Non one had entered or left when Miss Cut was murdered. That hurts!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Hold still. It's like vermicelli.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You're disgusting.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : [Door buzzer sounds] Get the door.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Where's the maid?
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : I fired her. We had an argument.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You argued?
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : She said I was a pain in the neck.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : [pause] Some truths are best left unsaid.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You had a mustache then.
Jean-Baptiste Turlot : Suited me, didn't it? Shaved it off for a blonde - and she wasn't even a real blonde.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Women!
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You trust me that much?
Jean-Baptiste Turlot : Like I'd trust my sister. Like her, you love your work.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : What does she do?
Jean-Baptiste Turlot : She runs a whorehouse in Clermont.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : That's a lovely robe.
Mademoiselle Vania : Silly man! It's a negligee.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : I'm no expert. Mila wears flannel nightgowns.
Mademoiselle Vania : Lucky you.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : That leaves Mrs. Point.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : A woman didn't do that.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Maybe she's a man. She's so fat, who knows?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Hardly!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Anything's possible. If I were you, I'd have her strip. I'd say, "Show us!" and get that settled.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : I'm surprised you wear such elaborate lingerie.
Mademoiselle Vania : I know, it seems odd for a nurse. But you see, when you wear a uniform all day, your hair is pulled tight in a bun, it's nice to feel like a woman again, with satin against my skin.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Cover up or you'll catch a head cold.
Mademoiselle Vania : From bare thighs?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Depends on where your mind is.
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Mademoiselle Vania : Leaving so soon?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : I'd only disappoint you if I stayed.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Isn't he your lover?
Mademoiselle Vania : I took pity on him a few times.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Take off your robe! Go on. Go on. Now your pajamas. Your bottoms. Your socks too.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You slept with him.
Mademoiselle Vania : Maybe once. A quick fling.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Why?
Mademoiselle Vania : I got bored. I'm always waiting for something.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Patient - yet prudent.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Where are my pajamas? I'll sleep naked.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Ah, so that's it! There's another woman.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You've caught me.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Then no soap, no toothbrush.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : I don't care.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Naturally. You won't wash, neither will the lady. She must be a real pig. Just your type.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Listen, Mila. Why are you being so mean?
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Because I love you!