- Buford 'Doc' Thorpe: What's going on here?
- Dan Thomas: Outta the way, Mister.
- Sheriff: Don't argue with him Doc, that's my back he's got that gun into!
- Dan Thomas: Get out!
- Buford 'Doc' Thorpe: He don't look dangerous, what'd he do?
- Sheriff: Held up the southbound stage.
- Dan Thomas: Move outta that door.
- Buford 'Doc' Thorpe: Wait a minute. You got the wrong man Sheriff, if you got him.
- Sheriff: Well, we caught his partner with the money on him.
- Buford 'Doc' Thorpe: You did?
- Sheriff: Yeah, there were no Christmas trees out there either.
- Buford 'Doc' Thorpe: That's funny, I was on that stage and he wasn't one of 'em.
- Sheriff: How could you tell, they was all masked!
- Buford 'Doc' Thorpe: Well, the mask only hides your face. It doesn't change your voice or the way your bones is hung together.