The Smiling Ghost (1941)
Willie Best: Clarence
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Quotes
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Clarence : Boss, if you hear something whizzing by you, it'll be me.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing : Why, Clarence, don't tell me you're afraid.
Clarence : I ain't afraid, but my feets ain't gonna stand around and see my body abused.
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Clarence : That Mr. Bentley must have been seeing things.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing : Well that's what whiskey does to a person Clarence. Now let that be a lesson to you.
Clarence : You're right boss. From now on I'll drink nothing but straight gin.
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Clarence : Well, boss, we're locked in.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing : Try turning the doorknob.
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Alexander "Lucky" Downing : Clarence, you turn around and stop acting like a coward.
Clarence : What makes you think I'm acting?
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Clarence : Mr. Lucky, you best be getting ready. The Justice of the... stuff is here. How you feeling?
Alexander "Lucky" Downing : Like a guy who's about to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel...