I'll Never Heil Again (1941)
Curly Howard: Curly Gallstone
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Quotes
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Field Marshal Herring : [Moe, playing pool, curls the cue ball back to where it stated] Oh! You used too much English.
Hailstone the Dictator : Never speak that word in this house!
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Prank caller : Hello? Have you got anything on tonight?
Field Marshal Herring : No, not at all.
Prank caller : You'll catch cold.
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Hailstone the Dictator : Ah, who might you be, fair one?
Princess Gilda : I am your new astrologer, the Seeress of Roebuck.
Larry Pebble : Oh! Was your father the Seer of Roebuck?
Princess Gilda : Oh, no! I was raised by Montgomery.
Field Marshal Herring : Oh, Montgomery's Ward! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Hailstone the Dictator : [clearing his throat] You must help me get in touch with the stars.
Larry Pebble : Yeah, me too. I'll take Lamarr.
Field Marshal Herring : I'll take Lamour.
Hailstone the Dictator : I'll take La Zonga with six lessons. Ha ha!
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Field Marshal Herring : Ooh, your army's on the march again. This morning, they took Paregoric.
Hailstone the Dictator : Paregoric, eh? Good, good, good, good! Eh, go on!
Field Marshal Herring : Then they took Pinochle with 1650 points... um, I mean prisoners, 84 tanks. Brooklyn: 7, New York: 3. It's Seabiscuit in the stretch, Gallahadion is coming up! It's Biscuit and Gallahadion, Gallahadion and Biscuit! Gallahadion wins!
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Hailstone the Dictator : Plotz!
[the Stooges sit down at the dinner table]
Hailstone the Dictator : Marshall Herring, our first move is to kick the stuffing out of Turkey!
Larry Pebble : I'll wipe out Greece!
Hailstone the Dictator : Wait a minute! Chizzelini tried it, and look what happened!
Hailstone the Dictator : Quiet!
[Hailstone hits Herring with a turkey drumstick]
Field Marshal Herring : Ow! I want a piece of turkey!
Larry Pebble : Me too!
Hailstone the Dictator : Oh, so you want a piece of turkey?
Field Marshal Herring : Yeah, give it to me now!
Hailstone the Dictator : You got it!
[Hailstone hits Herring with a drumstick on the chest]
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Hailstone the Dictator : [after knocking out all the Axis Partners]
[Field Marshall Herring holding a globe]
Hailstone the Dictator : I have vanquished them, I am the winner, the world belongs to me. Give it to me.
Field Marshal Herring : No, it's mine!
Hailstone the Dictator : Give me that world, Herring. Or I'll marinate you. Let me have it!
[Herring smashes it to pieces on Hailstone's head]
Hailstone the Dictator : My world... You nitwit, you shattered my world!
[Hailstone and Minister of Propaganda chase Herring around the table Hailstone throws a gavel at Herring and misses]
Field Marshal Herring : Don't do that!
[Hailstone throws the explosive 13 ball that Princess Gilda put on the pool table, Herring catches it, walks up to Hailstone]
Field Marshal Herring : Listen, you! I've taken enough of you. This is the last straw!
[Throws the ball on the floor, all three are obscured by a massive explosion]
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Hailstone the Dictator : I want to know about my armies. Have we taken the dikes of Holland?
Field Marshal Herring : Soitanly, and the Van Dykes of Amsterdam, and the Updykes of Rotterdam, and the Hunchback of Notre Dam!