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. . . fulfills the prophecies of the Warner Bros. Animated Shorts Seers division (aka, the Looney Tuners) intended to warn We Americans of (The Then) Far Future through their Clairvoyant Extreme Early Warning System concerning our USA Homeland's Upcoming Calamities, Catastrophes, Cataclysms, and Apocalypti with brief cartoons such as the one in question Today--THE HAUNTED MOUSE--it should be perfectly safe for armchair prognosticators to split the finer hairs of this Warner Bros. offering. CNN's talking heads today said that Junior Rump and the rest of the Rump\Kushner Crime Syndicate committed High Treason against the USA when they branched out from serving as the primary money launderers for History's Greatest Thief (Red Commie KGB Chief Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin, who stole a documented $1 trillion or about half of that Failed Nation State's Total Net Worth from his countrymen) to plotting a Traitorous takeover of America in New York City's Rump Tower to loot the U.S. Treasury with the intent to further feed Mad Vlad's insatiable Greed. The only question left now, CNN says, is the specifics of erasing this hornet's nest clique of Traitors. THE HAUNTED MOUSE begins at Rump Tower, nicknamed the "Hotel Waldorf Ghostoria" here. About 5:45 into this story the ghost of a Rumpcare victim--played here by a typical True Blue Progressive Loyal Patriotic Normal Average Union Label mouse--marches around while performing a drum roll, acting out the usual Traitors' Welcoming Party: A firing squad. However, a little bit later--at approximately 6:30--the mouse gives the Feline standing in for Rump a nasty hot foot, suggesting a fate of burning at the stake, similar to Joan of Arc. Then, to further muddy the issue of squelching treason, the Fat Cat Oligarch takes a suicidal plunge out the penthouse window of Rump Tower (that is, the Ghostoria). Though all of this might prove a bit confusing to rookies new to Warnology, veteran Looney Tune decoders may well point out that multiple traitors are likely to meet with a variety of fates. Reading between the lines of CNN's breaking news, THE HAUNTED MOUSE suggests that Junior will be the first to go, via the Mata Hari route. Iwanna Rump will likely follow in Joan's blaze of gory. At this point Don Juan himself will surely take a dive rather than facing the music like Nathan Hale.