The Bride Came C.O.D. (1941)
Stuart Erwin: Tommy Keenan
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Quotes
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Tommy Keenan : Do you mind if I drink that champagne? I've got to take a pill.
Joan Winfield : Do you feel poorly, Mr. Keenan?
Tommy Keenan : Not yet, but I expect to in 39 minutes.
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[first lines]
Tommy Keenan : Hello Charlie! Got anybody important in there?
Charlie - Ambulance Driver : No Mr. Keenan, just a drunk.
Tommy Keenan : [irritatedly dissapointed] Why do ya bother with small fry?
[to policemen in the car with him]
Tommy Keenan : Just an hour till I go on the air and not one, single, juicy item. You boys have certainly let me down.
Policeman - Driver of Car #64 : You're the one who was beefin' for reformin' Los Angeles; now that you got it, you're beefin' again.
Tommy Keenan : Hmph, I'll bet five minutes after I go off the air the whole town will break loose.
Policeman in Car #64 : I always said, Tommy, you went on too early. People don't get ornery until after midnight.
Tommy Keenan : Well...
Police Station Dispatcher : Calling car number sixty-four, car number sixty-four.
Policeman - Driver of Car #64 : This ought to be something.
Police Station Dispatcher : Don't forget it's only two days till the policeman's ball and you're way behind on your quota - Bradley.
Policeman in Car #64 : How 'bout you buyin' a ticket Tommy?
Tommy Keenan : Um, no let me out here, it's the Embassy.
[gets out of the police car]
Tommy Keenan : Thanks boys! I won't buy a ticket but I'll be at the ball.