Virginia City (1940)

Frank McHugh: Mr. Upjohn

Quotes 

• Mr. Upjohn : Just to think, I tried to sell that ruffian life insurance.

  Olaf Swenson : Oh, he wasn't as tough as my last wife.

  Mr. Upjohn : Pardon, I didn't know you were married.

  Kerry Bradford : Married? Only four times.

  Olaf Swenson : Five!

  Mr. Upjohn : All insured, I hope.

• Mr. Upjohn : The war! The war! When I think of all those brave boys on the battlefields. So many of 'em! It's bad for business, you know.

  John Murrell : What is your business, Mister?

  Mr. Upjohn : Life Insurance! Perhaps I could interest you in a policy?

• Olaf Swenson : What about you, little man? Will you have a drink?

  Mr. Upjohn : A drink? Moosehead, when I come out of that saloon I'd be so teetotally tight that if I live to be 108 years old I'll die with a hangover.