Pinocchio (1940)

Frankie Darro: Lampwick

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Quotes 

• Lampwick : [picks up Jiminy]  Hey, who's the beetle?

  Jiminy Cricket : Let go! Put me down!

  Pinocchio : He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong.

  Lampwick : What? You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?

  Jiminy Cricket : Grasshopper? Look here, you - you impudent young pup! It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop - er, your conscience, if you have one!

• Lampwick : You smoke like my grandmother.

• Lampwick : Huh! To hear that beetle talk you'd think somethin' was gonna happen to us.

  [Donkey ears pop out of Lampwick's head; Pinocchio's eyes widen] 

  Lampwick : Conscience! Aw, phooey!

  [a tail pops out of the seat of Lampwick's pants; Pinocchio puts down the cigar he has been smoking] 

  Lampwick : Wheres he get that stuff? "How do you ever expect to be a real boy?" What's he think I look like?

  [Now his head is that of a donkey] 

  Lampwick : A jackass?

  Pinocchio : You sure do! Ha-ha, Hee-haw!

  Lampwick : [as Pinocchio covers his mouth shocked]  Hey, you laugh like a donkey. Ha-ha Hee-haw!

  [gasps] 

  Lampwick : Did that come outta me?

  [Pinocchio nods; Lampwick starts feeling his face and notices the changes] 

  Lampwick : Oh!

  [He raises his arms a little higher and notices his ears] 

  Lampwick : Huh? What the...

  [noticing his tail] 

  Lampwick : What's going on?

  [He looks in the mirror and sees that he is turning into a donkey] 

  Lampwick : AAAAHH! I've been double-crossed! Help! Help! Somebody, help! I've been framed! Help!

  [Gets down on his knees and begs Pinocchio for help] 

  Lampwick : Please, you gotta help me. Be a pal! Call that beetle. Call anybody!

  [Lampwick's hands turn into hooves] 

  Lampwick : Mama! Maaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaa! Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw!