No Census, No Feeling (1940)
Larry Fine: Larry
Quotes
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Moe : Now, calm yourself. We're census takers, madam. How old are you?
Larry : What address is this?
Lady having bridge party : One hundred and two.
Moe : You don't look a day over eighty.
Lady having bridge party : Young man, I'm twenty-nine.
Moe : Oh, yeah?
Lady having bridge party : Well, how do I look?
Moe : Oh, you look like a million.
Larry : Ah, she can't be that old. (Larry and Moe open her mouth and check her teeth.) Forty-three.
Moe : Fifty.
Larry : Forty-three!
Moe : Fifty!
Larry : Forty-three!
Moe : Fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, (mouth begins to move much faster) fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty...
Curly : Sooold American!
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Moe : [not realizing he is getting replies from Larry] Pardon me sir, but I'm taking census, where were you born?
Larry : Lake Winnipesaukee.
Moe : Lake Winnip-how many in the family?
Larry : I was one of a litter of three.
Moe : Now don't tell me you're the one they kept!
Larry : Nah, I was the one they threw away!