- Ina Firpo: It's the prettiest place you ever saw. It's got a white picket fence all around and creepers all over the house.
- Ernest 'Ernie' Ambrose: Creepers? Oh, don't worry about those. The pigeons will eat them up.
- Ina Firpo: Oh, Ernie, be sensible. When you and I get married we'll be very happy there.
- Ernest 'Ernie' Ambrose: Will the pigeons like it?
- Ernest 'Ernie' Ambrose: If you see Ina, will you tell her to come up and see me?
- Ramsey Firpo: What for?
- Ernest 'Ernie' Ambrose: So I can give her a nickel so I can call her on the telephone.
- Ramsey Firpo: Life is like a glass of tea.
- Pinky Brophy: Whaddya mean by that?
- Ramsey Firpo: How do I know, am I a philosopher?