Block-Heads (1938)

Minna Gombell: Mrs. Hardy

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Quotes 

• Oliver : But, Dear, I haven't seen Stan in 20 years.

  Mrs. Hardy : I couldn't see him in a hundred years.

• Oliver : But, Toots, Stan is different.

  Mrs. Hardy : I'll say he's different! And don't call me Toots!

• Oliver : I wonder if I could have an extra dollar with my allowance today?

  Mrs. Hardy : Oliver, isn't seventy-five cents a day enough for you?

• Oliver : Dear, you're so sweet - and I'm such a cad.

  Mrs. Hardy : No you're not.

  Oliver : We'll do anything your little heart desires. We'll have a nice quiet dinner. Then, after that, we'll sit and hold hands and I'll whisper sweet little nothings in your ear.

• Oliver : I won't even say good bye, my precious little fig newton. I'll just say, pardon me for one hour.

  Mrs. Hardy : And make that hour short!

• Oliver : Oh, darling! Oh, sugar! I want you to meet my buddy.

  Mrs. Hardy : Don't sugar me! And how often have I told you not to bring your tramp friends around here!

  Oliver : Oh, but, dear, I haven't seen Stan in 20 years.

  Mrs. Hardy : I couldn't see him in a 100 years.

  Oliver : On, now, dear, this is no time for levity. I've been telling him how wonderful you could cook.

  Mrs. Hardy : Oh, you have!

  Stan : Yeah, why don't you fix one of those nice, big juicy steaks, you know, and the seven layer chocolate...

  Mrs. Hardy : Who put that bee in your bonnet?

  Stan : [points to Ollie]  He did.

• Mrs. Hardy : Where is that big, fat billiken of mine?

  Stan : He's hiding.

  Mrs. Hardy : Where?

  Stan : In there.

  Mrs. Hardy : Oh, he is, is he?

• Mrs. Hardy : [adorably]  And make that hour short.

• Mrs. Hardy : [coming back from store]  So you were only going to be gone an hour!