Porky's Badtime Story (1937)
Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Gabby Goat, Boss
Quotes
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Boss : [calmly and condescendingly] Well, well, if it isn't the Rover boys. And only two hours late, too. Tsk tsk tsk. Oh, it's a shame you had to come to work today. Why, I would've been glad to bring your work out to you.
[abruptly shouts]
Boss : NOW GET THIS! IF YOU'RE LATE ONE MORE TIME, YOU'RE FIRED! GET TO WORK!
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Gabby Goat : [complains] Eight o'clock, this is a swell time to hit the hay.
Porky Pig : W-Well, you h-heard what the boss said: i-if we're late again, we lose our j-j-j... we'll get canned.
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[Gabby opens an umbrella to protect himself from the leak]
Porky Pig : Hey! D-D-D-D-Don't open an umbrella in the house! It's b-b-b-b-bad luck!
Gabby Goat : Ah, that's a lot of phooey! You're so superstiti - , eh, superstitio - , eh, superstitio - Ah, what are *you* afraid of?
[Immediately the umbrella gets zapped by lightning]
Gabby Goat : Everything happens to me! I might as well try sleeping under Niagara Falls!
[He gets his wish as Niagara Falls suddenly splashes through the roof and drenches himself and Porky]