Our Relations (1936)

Alan Hale: Joe Grogan -Denker's Waiter

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Quotes 

• Stan : What would you like Bubbles?

  Mrs. Betty 'Bubbles' Laurel : Now, don't rush me, lover. I think I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit.

  Joe Grogan : One Welsh Rarebit.

  Stan : With cheese.

  Joe Grogan : With cheese.

  [Double-take stare at Stan] 

• Bert Hardy : Garcon? Garcon?

  Joe Grogan : What do you mean Garcon? Grogan's the name. What'll you have?

  Bert Hardy : Why, I'd like a nice, large, cold flagon of beer.

  Joe Grogan : What's yours?

  Alf Laurel : Bring me two nice, clean straws that haven't been used.

  Joe Grogan : [comes back to the table with beer and straws]  That'll be a quarter.

  Bert Hardy : A quarter? What for?

  Joe Grogan : Ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws.

• Alice : [At Denker's Beer Garden]  Joe, who are these men?

  Joe Grogan : When they were here before, they called themselves Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy.

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : [Slaps the table]  That's all I want to know!

  [to Ollie] 

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Pay the check and let's get outta here.

  Alice : Yes, pay it! We've been waiting two hours for you to bail us out. Bye-bye, baby face!

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : So, you went to a Punch and Judy show, huh!

• Ollie : I think I'll have...

  Joe Grogan : I know what you two guys are gonna have...

  [walks off] 

  Mrs. Betty 'Bubbles' Laurel : That's an awfully fresh waiter.

  [Grogan returns and places a beer between Stan and Ollie. The throws two spoons and two straws on the table]