Disorder in the Court (1936)

Harry Semels: District Attorney

Quotes 

• Moe : Now Gaily's dance was over. *I* stuck my head in the office door, and I saw Koik Robin and Buck Wing ahgyin' over by the parrot cage!

  District Attorney : What were they arguing about?

  Moe : I dunno! But Buck Wing was sizzlin' like a hot hamboiguh! He grabs Koik by the neck like that, see, and drags him over to the letter press, see?

  [Demonstrates on Curly] 

  Moe : Then he smacks him on the head like that!

  [Continues demonstration on Curly] 

  Moe : Then he pokes his coconut into the letter press, see? Like that! Then he says, "I'll squeeze the cider outta yer Adam's apple!" Then he gives him the woiks, like this! Then he keeps toinin! And twistin'! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the...

  [the grind of the letter press suddenly starts spinning counterclockwise, flying into the air and landing on Moe's head] 

  Curly : [He pulls himself out from under the letter press, and is making moaning sounds, then while looking at Moe is pointing to his jaw indicating it's stuck. Moe puts one fist under his chin then bonks him on the head with the other, and that seems to unlock it]  What's the matter with you? You wanna kill me?

• District Attorney : [on the brink of madness regarding the courtroom's disorder]  I object, your honor! These proceedings, this courtroom!