- Jimmy Monkley: Little friend of all the world, nobody's enemy but me own.
- Sylvia Scarlett: Yeah, I can tell that by the look of you.
- Michael Fane: [speaking to Sylvia dressed as a boy] "I say, uh! I know what it is that gives me a queer feeling when I look at you. There's something in you to be painted."
- Jimmy Monkley: Oh, what's 'appened to me ideas?
- Sylvia Scarlett: They're *all* bad.
- Jimmy Monkley: What's that?
- Sylvia Scarlett: These eggs.
- Lily Levetsky: The little Pierrot boy! Were you a girl dressed as as a boy? Or are you a boy dressed as a girl?
- Michael Fane: Sylvester is Sylvia.
- Lily Levetsky: How charming!