The Nitwits (1935)

Robert Woolsey: Newton

Quotes 

• Newton : It's the greatest idea I've ever had. And, boy, you know I've had a lot of them.

  Johnnie : Yeah, but none of them ever worked.

  Newton : A mere coincidence.

• Newton : What kind of snuff you want? The left-handed or the right-handed kind?

  Sleepy : I want the sniffin' kind.

• Newton : He walked out on us. Remind me to hate him, will you?

• Newton : Sonny, you've got the brain of a six-year-old boy. And I'll bet even he was glad to get rid of it.

• Newton : I cut his ear from throat to throat.

• Newton : I shot him through the heart.

  Capt. Jennings : Winfield Lake was shot in the head.

  Newton : Well, his heart was in his mouth.

• Johnnie : I reiterate...

  Newton : So do I!

  Johnnie : I reiterate...

  Newton : Captain, are you going to let him get away with that? I reiterated first.

• Johnnie : Give me a boost.

  Newton : You're a nice fellow, and I recommend you highly.