If You Could Only Cook (1935)
Lionel Stander: Flash
Quotes
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Mike Rossini : Why should a guy like that pass himself off to me as a butler?
Flash : Because he's nuts! Or, maybe he wants to be near that tomato. You know some guys do very funny things when there's a lady in the case.
Mike Rossini : All the time he was fooling around with her, he's going to marry this pain-in-the-neck, heh?
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Flash : Come on, stick 'em up, fancy pants.
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Flash : Relax, Romeo. We're just gonna take you for a little ride.
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Flash : Hello, Cookie. The Chief wants to see you in the living room. Toots sweet!
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Flash : [Joan, the maid, has just served drinks and is walking away. Rossini and Flash look longingly after her] Flash: If you was married to her, would you sleep on the porch?
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Flash : Tell me? Is that a butler or is that a wiseguy?