The Fixer Uppers (1935)

Arthur Housman: The Drunk

Quotes 

• Stanley : Did you ever have a mother?

  The Drunk : Oh! Now, you hit me.

  Oliver : That's fine. We have one here dedicated to mothers. May I read it to you?

  The Drunk : Read it.

  Oliver : [reading the greeting card]  "Merry Christmas, Mother, Merry Christmas Ma, Hi! Mommy Mommy, And a Hot-Cha-Cha"

  The Drunk : A beautiful thought.

• The Drunk : [belly's up to the bar]  Give me a small *big* one.